— A Special Thank You —

— to Zucchini & Poppers —

I love you zucchini. Thank you for all that you do for me. You are so versatile and so wonderful. What more could I say? You can be cooked in all manner of dishes and you are perhaps the love of my culinary life. You fortify me with nutrients and you can take so many shapes and seasonings. You can take it. You are so strong. You are a real one. I don't know where I would be without you. Thank you zucchini.

Poppers? You're so good to me. You're an angel in chemical form. You make my life immeasurably better. I need you so bad it makes me look stupid. They try to tell me that we shouldn't be together, but I know that our love cannot be stifled. Thank you poppers. I love you dearly.